The Way Life Should Be


The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.

Life is tough enough.

It takes up a lot of your time.

And what do you get at the end of it? DEATH!

Personally, I think the life cycle is backwards.

You should DIE FIRST, get it out of the way.

Then you live in an old age home.

You get kicked out when you’re too young.

You get a gold watch.

You go to work.

You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.

You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

You become a little baby.

You climb back into the womb.

You spend your last nine months floating.

and then...

You finish off as an orgasm!



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