Steven Wright Quotes

The Quotes of Steven Wright

• I almost had a psychic girlfriend, .... But she left me before we met.

• OK, so what's the speed of dark?

• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

• Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

• Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

• A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up...

• I’m not afraid of heights, I’m afraid of widths.

• If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?