You are now an official member of N.A.W.
(No Authority Whatsoever).

 

You are hereby certified throughout time, space and all dimensions to place the acronym N.A.W. (pronounced "gnaw") after your name.

 

When asked for any form of credentials or proof of authority, just say N.A.W. All members will be recognized through this interaction.

 

Official N.A.W. Certificate

 

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